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subinventoried adj. Still drunk, and cataloguing the kitchen cupboards as a smaller kingdom within the household. subinvestigatored adj. Too drunk to leave the sofa before conducting a clinical trial on whether the cushion improves matters. subinvolutioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to have retreated only part-way from the evening, leaving one shoe and several opinions behind. subirrigationed adj. Having drunk enough to water the houseplants from below, with the excess carefully saved in a saucepan. subirrigatored adj. Having drunk more than enough to tend the plants from underneath and call the saucepan a reservoir. subisoformed adj. You have drunk enough to become a smaller, less reliable version of yourself beneath the sofa blanket. subisolated adj. You are drunk and have withdrawn into a small, self-contained region of the sitting room. subisotyped adj. Of a drinker: reduced to a domestic subtype distinguished chiefly by blanket, mug and remote control. Majesta was subisotyped, with the blanket and remote control forming a settled arrangement. subisotypinged adj. Of a drinker who has classified every household object into increasingly specific evening categories. Danyk became subisotypinged and separated the drinking glasses from the ordinary glasses. subissued adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the original evening into a series of smaller household difficulties. subitaneousnessed adj. A drinker who makes sudden decisions, particularly about toast, blankets and going to bed immediately. subitemed adj. A drinker so far gone that every household task becomes a subordinate item beneath finding the sofa. subitemseted adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the evening's objects as smaller sets within the larger sofa. subiterationed adj. The condition of a drinker who repeats a smaller version of the same journey between sofa and kitchen. subitived adj. The drunkenness of one who performs household actions suddenly and sharply, then forgets why. subitizationed adj. Reduced by drink to recognising the number of glasses present without counting, provided there are only a few.