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subjectered adj. Sharpened by drink into an instrument for putting everyone else under orders. subjecthooded adj. Emboldened by drink to behave as though the pub had granted you a small kingdom.
subjectibilitied adj. The drunkenness of one who can be placed under nearly any influence, including a persuasive barmaid. subjectificationed adj. Slowed by drink to the point where every object acquires a personal voice and grievance. Collett became subjectificationed and apologised to the pump for pulling its handle too hard. subjectiled adj. Drunk and treating the nearest flat surface as a suitable support for an artistic masterpiece. subjectioned adj. Drunk to the point where the entire evening falls under the control of one increasingly confident plan. subjectisted adj. Drunk enough to defend private impressions as a complete philosophy, particularly concerning the bitter. subjectivationed adj. Drunk past the point of treating taste as fact and preference as evidence. subjective cased adj. Drunk, with the result that every action has a loudly nominated agent, usually oneself. subjective synonymed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes unlike things interchangeable whenever personal opinion permits it. Vondalee got subjective synonymed and called the mild lager and the stout much the same thing. subjective timed adj. Drunk to the extent of experiencing the journey home as either instantaneous or an era. subjective tinnitused adj. Drunk on the strength of a private ringing that the rest of the bar cannot hear. subjectived (/səbˈd͡ʒɛktɪvd/) adj. Drunk in a way that makes the self the unquestioned subject of every sentence. subjectivenessed adj. The drunkenness of one who regards every opinion as private revelation, including the request for another round. subjectivismed (/səbˈd͡ʒɛktəvɪzm̩d/) adj. Reduced by drink to believing reality depends on the mind, particularly the mind ordering chips.
subjectivisted adj. Softened by drink into treating each passing impression as a philosophy, then asking for toast.