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subjectivitied adj. Sharpened by drink into making every judgement personal, especially the pub's choice of crisps. Marthella grew subjectivitied and took the unavailable crisps as a direct criticism. subjectivizationed adj. Loosened by drink into turning plain statements into feelings, including the fact that the taxi has arrived. Franciska became subjectivizationed and recast the closing announcement as an emotional suggestion. subjectlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to issue sentences without anyone apparently issuing them, chiefly about sausages. subjectnessed adj. Slowed by drink to a condition of complete subordination to the nearest comfortable chair. subjectored adj. Loosened by drink into someone who imposes control with a softer, less official air. Glenna became subjectored and gently subjected the darts team to a new formation. subjectshipped adj. Drunk and subordinate to the evening's final obligation, which is locating the coat. Glenetta subjectshipped herself to locating the coat before last orders ended. subjed adj. Slowed by drink to identifying the subject only after the sentence has reached the kitchen. subjeed adj. The condition of a drinker who has become indiscriminately green about the gills and the buffet. subjeted adj. Drunk to the point where one large idea breaks into several smaller ones, all concerning chips. subjied adj. Drunk, with the result that every green vegetable acquires a spokesperson among the company. subjoindered adj. Drunk past the point of keeping additions subordinate; every afterthought now has equal standing. Analena became subjoindered and gave the request for water a lengthy supplementary argument. subjoined adj. Drunk enough to attach a secondary thought to every sentence, usually about gravy. subjointed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary articulation, with each idea connected to another by a lesser, unnecessary hinge. Kham grew subjointed and linked the weather to the condition of the bar stools. subjudged adj. Drunk and appointing yourself the secondary judge in every disagreement. subjugationed (/ˌsʌbd͡ʒʊˈɡeɪʃənd/) adj. Drunk in a way that places the evening under firm control, except for the coat zip. subjugatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every nearby object is treated as a conquered province, including the napkin. Shaynia became subjugatored and annexed the spare chair for administrative purposes.