subjuncted
subkulaked

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subjuncted adj. Drunk to a degree that every plan becomes conditional, particularly the proposed journey home. subjunctioned adj. Drunk to the extent of attaching one thought to another until both require a taxi.
subjunctive moded adj. Drunk on the strength of hypothetical wishes, commands and the hope that the kitchen remains open. Chet became subjunctive moded and proposed supper in several carefully imagined circumstances. subjunctive mooded adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking chiefly of what might happen if someone produced a menu. Lea-jade grew subjunctive mooded and wished aloud for a restaurant that closed later. subjunctived (/səbˈd͡ʒʌŋktɪvd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating wishes as plans pending the arrival of a taxi. Deasya became subjunctived and announced that home would occur provided the pavement co-operated. subjunctivitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the entire evening hypothetical except for the bill. Mabelene subjunctivitied the evening, making everything hypothetical except the bill. subjunctivizationed adj. Drunk enough to leave every household plan conditional, including the making of tea. Gisele got subjunctivizationed and said she would wash the glasses if gravity permitted. subjuniored adj. Drunk past the point of seniority, requiring supervision while carrying a glass of water. subjuveniled adj. Drunk beyond useful independence, newly arrived in the world and asleep beside the washing basket. subkernelled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves a smaller, stubborn centre of certainty beneath several soft layers. Andrzej was subkernelled, insisting the smallest cushion contained the evening's essential truth. subkeyed adj. Drunk and treating every incomplete answer as a partial key, to the frustration of everyone waiting. subkhaed adj. A drinker who has flattened into a dry expanse, retaining only enough moisture for another order. subkinded adj. Drunk to the point where kindness has been sorted into increasingly specific types for unwilling companions. Christenia became subkinded and classified each guest's kindness before pudding arrived. subkingdomed adj. Drunk past the point of recognising ordinary kingdoms, dividing the table into smaller taxable territories. subkinged adj. Drunk enough to appoint a lesser monarch over every corner of the pub. Diarra was subkinged and declared Odalys sovereign of the coat stand.
subkulaked adj. Drunk beyond the tolerance of the room, suspicious of modest prosperity and quietly accusing friends of counter-revolution.