submaximumed
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submaximumed adj. Having drunk enough to regard anything short of the highest point as an acceptable peak. Arshiya got submaximumed and called the half-empty bottle the evening’s summit. submazed adj. Having drunk more than your confidence can navigate, and mistaking one corridor for the whole puzzle. Monroe went submazed and announced the pub’s cloakroom was a complete escape route.
submeaninged adj. You have drunk enough to discover a deeper meaning beneath every ordinary refusal. submechanismed adj. You are drunk and confidently adjusting one small part of a plan whose larger workings you have forgotten. Elyana went submechanismed and repaired the booking system by moving everyone to Thursday. submechanophobiaed adj. Of a drinker: afraid of the partly submerged pedal boat, yet certain he can rescue it. Benito became submechanophobiaed and challenged the lake’s pedal boat to come ashore. submedianted adj. Of a drinker who has found the sixth note and appointed it leader of the band. submediocritied adj. Describing a drinker who mistakes a very poor performance for an adventurous standard. submeetinged adj. A drinker who convenes a smaller meeting to decide what the larger meeting was about. submembered adj. A drinker so far gone that belonging to the lesser group feels like elected authority. submentoplastied adj. The state of being drunk and tightening your neck to make a poor decision look deliberate. submentumed adj. The condition of a drinker who carries the evening’s lower structure while confidently misplacing its purpose. submenued adj. The drunkenness of one who keeps opening further choices until the original decision disappears. Gunnarr went submenued and found twelve ways to order a drink, none involving ordering one. submergemented adj. Reduced by drink to submerging the practical decision beneath several more interesting ones. Sosha was submergemented and buried the question of transport beneath a debate about puddles. submergenced adj. Softened by drink into believing that going under briefly is a reasonable solution. Shaeli became submergenced and proposed settling the disagreement beneath the shallow end. submergered adj. Sharpened by drink into deliberately putting sound plans beneath the surface.
submergibled adj. Loosened by drink into something readily put beneath the surface, including your better judgement. Camora became submergibled and allowed every useful suggestion to disappear under another round.