Sunday lawed
Sundayismed

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Sunday lawed adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard closing time as a constitutional infringement rather than a practical arrangement. Kimberle became Sunday lawed and argued that the landlord lacked jurisdiction over her glass. Sunday lettered adj. Having drunk enough to assign a sacred initial to each bottle, beginning with the one nearest the hand. Jceon became Sunday lettered and catalogued the bottles by a system known only to him.
Sunday motoristed adj. Drunk by closing time, and proceeding at leisure despite having nowhere suitable to park. Minta was Sunday motoristed, inching towards the exit while inspecting every conversational junction. Sunday named adj. Having drunk more than your diminutive can withstand, and demanding the full form at once. Tahshawn became Sunday named and insisted that everyone use his full name for the taxi journey. Sunday obligationed adj. You have drunk enough to regard attending tomorrow's service as a matter for somebody else. Zoyla was Sunday obligationed and delegated tomorrow's attendance to a more reliable version of herself. Sunday outed adj. You are drunk and treating your evening off as a small domestic emancipation. Phuoc was Sunday outed and declined every request, including the request to find his shoes. Sunday paintered adj. Drunk enough to produce cheerful daubs while everyone else is asked to admire the finished wall. Jenet became Sunday paintered and gave the landlord an abstract improvement to the hallway. Sunday punched adj. Drunk past the point of conversation, delivering one mighty argument and leaving others to recover the subject. Brystin went Sunday punched and settled the harmless debate by embracing the coat stand. Sunday roasted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the stairs seem an appropriate accompaniment to a substantial meal. Leatta became Sunday roasted and requested gravy before attempting the staircase. Sunday sainted adj. Drunk in a way that makes good behaviour a weekly appointment rather than an evening's reliable feature. Standard became Sunday sainted and apologised to the vicar before borrowing his umbrella. Sunday schooled adj. Drunk, with the result that every bystander receives an earnest lesson nobody enrolled for. Caison got Sunday schooled and explained the hymnal's contents to the person carrying it. Sunday stripped adj. Drunk to a degree that removes every conversational layer, leaving only the large print and an audience. Simone became Sunday stripped and read the newspaper comic aloud to the entire table. Sunday-bested adj. Drunk to the extent of appearing ceremonially dressed for the ordinary business of sitting down. Laqwan was Sunday-bested and conducted the taxi journey in a ceremonial blazer. Sunday-go-to-meeting clothesed adj. Drunk to the extent of wearing one's best manners visibly, though several are misbuttoned. Esekiel arrived Sunday-go-to-meeting clothesed and thanked each guest for tolerating the evening. Sundayed (/ˈsʌn.deɪd/) adj. Drunk beyond the point where solemn observance differs from lying quietly beside the television. Pamula was Sundayed, reverent before the television and unable to rise for refreshments.
Sundayismed adj. Drunk on the strength of a sermon remembered imperfectly and delivered to whoever remains nearby. Tereza became Sundayismed and gave the taxi driver a spirited address on personal improvement.