subofficered
suborbitaled

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subofficered adj. Describing a drinker who has accepted a subordinate rank and is nevertheless giving orders. subofficialed adj. A drinker who has acquired the modest authority of a lesser official, chiefly over seating. Falynne subofficialed the seating plan and reassigned the best chair before last orders.
subolesinned adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's pathogens appear to have been granted limited immunity. subontologied adj. The state of being drunk and arranging the room into a smaller system of categories. subopacitied adj. The condition of a drinker who has become partly opaque about the evening's intentions. suboperationed adj. The drunkenness of one who has divided a simple task into several smaller tasks and lost track of the whole. suboperculared adj. Reduced by drink to a lower protective covering, with most of the evening occurring above it. Shontelle was suboperculared and withdrew beneath the nearest coat when addressed. suboperculumed adj. Softened by drink into the lower bone of a fish, quiet beneath the surface of proceedings. suboperonned adj. Sharpened by drink into one small working part of a larger, poorly regulated system. suboptimalitied adj. Emboldened by drink to accept an outcome that is plainly less than optimal. suboptimisationed adj. Slowed by drink to improve one small department of the evening while allowing the whole organisation to decline. Mahveen was suboptimisationed, arranging the bar snacks while missing the last train. suboptimizationed adj. Having drunk enough to optimise your own movements while the rest of your body pursues separate objectives. suboptimumed adj. Having drunk more than your balance can accommodate, and performing below its usual value. Raylen was suboptimumed by last orders and missed the coat rack entirely. suboptioned adj. You have drunk enough to treat every movement as a secondary option available beneath the main one. suborbifolded adj. You are drunk and moving smoothly in some places, though distinctly ill-defined at every corner.
suborbitaled adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a tender relationship with the bones beneath both eyes.