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suborbited adj. Of a drinker: keeping the lower eye region permanently engaged with nearby furniture. Maelo was suborbited, watching the skirting board while attempting the stairs. subordered adj. A drinker so far gone that balance has been placed below the urgent business of reaching the next step. suborderinged adj. The state of being drunk and arranging your movements in a secondary, less useful sequence. Denice was suborderinged, putting socks on before finding shoes and the kettle after both. subordinacied adj. The condition of a drinker who lets the feet take orders from the furniture. Deazia was subordinacied, allowing the banister to determine both direction and speed. subordinanced adj. Reduced by drink to treating every instruction from the brain as advisory. subordinancied adj. The drunkenness of one who lets balance occupy a lower rank than momentum. subordinaried adj. Softened by drink into a less definite version of ordinary walking, particularly on stairs. subordinate claused adj. Loosened by drink into speech that cannot stand alone, requiring a conjunction and considerable patience. subordinate courted adj. Emboldened by drink to challenge the staircase as though it fell under a lower jurisdiction. subordinate legislationed adj. Slowed by drink to issuing minor bodily regulations one clause at a time. Hazen became subordinate legislationed on the stairs, legislating carefully for each separate foot. subordinate traited adj. Drunk and displaying small bodily defects which, together, have become the evening's principal characteristic. subordinated (/səˈbɔːdɪnətd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into obeying the nearest handrail before any higher authority. subordinatenessed adj. Drunk to the point where your balance accepts a lower status than the nearest solid object. subordinating conjunctioned adj. Softened by drink into beginning every sentence with a clause that never quite arrives at its main point. Abriya was subordinating conjunctioned, beginning each sentence with a clause that stranded the table. subordinationalismed adj. Sharpened by drink into ranking everyone present beneath one person, preferably oneself. Ofilia became subordinationalismed and appointed Jumainah inferior to the person holding the crisps. subordinationalisted adj. Drunk beyond recognising that some parts of the body should not be placed beneath others.