subordinationed
suboxided

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subordinationed (/səˌbɔːdɪˈneɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk enough to class your legs as subordinate departments with no useful coordination between them. subordinationismed adj. Drunk past the point of regarding the upper body as superior to the rebellious lower half. Susej was subordinationismed, insisting the head was in charge while the knees disagreed.
subordinationisted adj. Drunk in a way that makes every sentence place its important words beneath an unrelated clause. subordinatored adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence is joined to another at an unnecessarily subordinate level. subordoed adj. A drinker who treats the order of rounds as a minor subdivision of the evening. Juelze was subordoed and insisted the next round belonged to an entirely separate order. suborganelled adj. A drinker so far gone that each pocket, coat, and glass seems to contain a smaller evening. suborganisationed adj. The state of being drunk and answerable to a larger parent organisation, namely the pub. suborganizationed adj. The condition of a drinker who belongs to the larger organisation of the evening without directing it. subornationed adj. The drunkenness of one who persuades a sober companion to order a further round on dubious grounds. Flarrie was subornationed, persuading a sober friend that another round was essential. suborneed adj. Reduced by drink to accepting another person's suggestion that the bar remains open. subornered adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every household request sound as though it originated with somebody else. suborninged adj. Sharpened by drink into recruiting allies for a final round before anyone reaches the coats. suboscillatored adj. Loosened by drink into speaking one octave below the conversation and arriving a beat later. suboscined adj. Emboldened by drink to make birdlike, low-level progress through the coats and out into the night. suboverseered adj. Slowed by drink to require a lesser supervisor for the short journey between pub and taxi.
suboxided adj. Drunk and carrying only a small proportion of oxygen, particularly between the pub and home.