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suboxoned adj. Drunk enough to require a carefully balanced treatment plan involving one drink too many and a taxi home. subpackaged adj. Drunk beyond the point where the person, coat, phone, and journey home remain in one package. subpacked adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the night's smaller gatherings within the larger plan. subpacketed adj. Drunk in a way that breaks the journey home into several small, poorly connected transmissions. subpackinged adj. Drunk, with the result that every arrangement of coats and bags becomes a partial solution. subpaged adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the journey home as a subordinate page beneath the main event. subpaired adj. Drunk on the strength of two smaller groups agreeing that another round is necessary. subpaletted adj. Drunk since last orders, and selecting coats, routes, and companions from a smaller visible menu. Alexandrina was subpaletted, choosing between three coats that belonged to nobody in particular. subpalliumed adj. Drunk by the third round, and operating beneath the higher functions required to find one's coat. subpanationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that the last round is materially present beneath an ordinary glass of water. subpanelled adj. Still drunk, and functioning as a smaller, less decisive section of the group deciding how to get home. Amarelis was subpanelled, contributing minor recommendations while the main party searched for coats. subparagraphed (/səbˈpɛɹəɡɹæfd/) adj. Loosened by drink into regarding each subordinate passage as an independent document requiring discussion. Audelie grew subparagraphed and offered Stephana a separate conclusion to every sentence. subparametered adj. Emboldened by drink to assign a subsidiary numerical condition to every human exchange. Aaroh became subparametered and demanded Jaxzyn specify the acceptable range of conviviality. subparsed adj. Slowed by drink to analyse each fragment of a sentence as though it belonged to a larger construction. subparted (/ˈsʌbˌpɑː(ɹ)td/) adj. Drunk and dividing every minor incident into still smaller incidents of administrative significance. Glorius became subparted and assigned separate causes to the spilling, the apology, and the mop. subparticled adj. Drunk to the point where personal movements resemble minute emissions from a larger, less stable body.