subplatformed
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subplatformed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the small stage from the larger platform it is supposed to support. Fines woke subplatformed, unable to distinguish the stage from its supporting boards. subplexused adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake one small knot of connections for the entire network of the evening.
subploted adj. Having drunk more than the main story can accommodate, and confidently supplying unnecessary complications. subplottered adj. You have drunk enough to produce several subsidiary schemes, each delivered as though it were the principal one. Christine became subplottered and offered four mutually exclusive plans for finding her missing umbrella. subpocketed adj. You are drunk and probing the smallest available opening as though it contained the evening's decisive opportunity. Ranada got subpocketed and tried to extract a lost phone from beneath a locked display case. subpoena ad respondendumed adj. Describing a drinker who requires every unanswered question to receive an immediate, invented response. subpoena ad testificandumed adj. A drinker who summons witnesses to support a version of the evening assembled moments ago. subpoena duces tecumed adj. A drinker so far gone that every explanation must be accompanied by an object, preferably unrelated. Julianah became subpoena duces tecumed and brought a spoon to explain missing the last bus. subpoenaed (/sə(b)ˈpiː.nəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has summoned everyone to account for a decision nobody remembers making. Enessa got subpoenaed and demanded evidence from the friend who had paid for her taxi. subpointed adj. The state of being drunk and defending a minor argument as though it settled the larger dispute. subpolicied adj. The condition of a drinker who makes a small private rule and enforces it with misplaced authority. subpolygonned adj. The drunkenness of one who confidently treats every corner of a small argument as a separate territory. subpolyhedronned adj. Reduced by drink to navigating several hard-edged little decisions, none of which belongs to the larger problem. Jessianne subpolyhedronned through several hard-edged decisions while ignoring the larger problem. subpooled adj. Softened by drink into treating a small group as the complete population entitled to your decisions. subpopulationed adj. Sharpened by drink into dividing the room into small categories and assigning each a destiny. Damariyon became subpopulationed and sorted the pub into allies, witnesses, and people needing chips.
subporphyrinned adj. Loosened by drink into a three-part arrangement, with the missing fourth element supplied by confidence. Pascale went subporphyrinned and insisted that every decision required exactly three supporters.
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