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subprimed (/ˈsʌb.pɹʌɪmd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a doubtful repayment, requiring several minutes to reach the sofa's edge. Ambellina was subprimed, making a cautious investment in standing up from the sofa. subprincipaled adj. Drunk and serving as deputy head of the sofa, with the glass of water under review. subprincipled adj. Drunk to the point where every household decision has become a smaller rule beneath a larger one. subpriored adj. Drunk enough to assist the household's senior authority, chiefly by guarding the sofa and declining further duties. Kenika was subpriored, keeping watch over the water while the others cleared the kitchen. subprioressed adj. Drunk past the point of rising, but still exercising deputy authority over the glass of water. subprioritied adj. Drunk in a way that makes the glass of water a secondary priority to arranging the sofa cushion correctly. Aselin was subprioritied, protecting the cushion while the water stood untouched. subprioritizationed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the kitchen, the sofa and the water can retain their original order of importance. subprisonned adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes a small holding facility administered by the larger household. subproblemed adj. A drinker so far gone that every pub decision becomes a smaller difficulty within the larger one of getting home. subprocedured adj. The state of being drunk and carrying out each stage of leaving in the wrong order. subprocessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can manage one small part of the evening, but not the evening itself. subprocessored adj. The drunkenness of one who delegates every small decision to an internal assistant that is no more capable. Deklin was subprocessored, sending himself to fetch another round and forgetting the order. subproducted adj. Reduced by drink to whatever unintended result the evening happens to produce. Zathan was subproducted by midnight, an accidental outcome of several well-meant rounds. subprofessionaled adj. Softened by drink into work of a standard best described as enthusiastic rather than expert. subprofessored adj. Sharpened by drink into an assistant lecturer of pub matters, correcting everyone without being asked. subprogramed adj. Loosened by drink into a smaller routine running inside the evening, usually involving crisps and repetition.