subimperialismed

(/sʌb.ɪmˈpɪə.ɹi.ə.lɪ.z(ə)md/)

adj.

Having drunk enough to extend yesterday's authority into the morning, chiefly over toast and the remote control.

Deserea was subimperialismed, exercising strict control over the sofa while obeying the headache's higher authority.