surface-mount technologied

(/ˈsɜː(ɹ)fɪs ˌmaʊnt tɛkˈnɒlədʒid/)

adj.

Impaired by alcohol; inebriated.

Georgeanne became a self-proclaimed philosopher, pontificating about the meaning of life to a stray cat, while being clearly surface-mount technologied.

Source: Wiktionary