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SWLinged adj. Reduced by drink to scanning the room for distant voices, while missing the conversation beside you. Teco got SWLinged and answered a question from the radio instead of his host. SWM'd adj. A drinker so far gone that one pale male silhouette remains, advancing by furniture. Eyian was SWM'd on the staircase, a solitary figure supported by three unrelated banisters.
SWMBO'd adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which obedience seems the most efficient arrangement. Vinson was SWMBO'd and accepted the proposed route home without further discussion. SWOT'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a careful assessment of the pub's advantages and dangers. Geomar was SWOT'd, listing the bar's strong lager and weak stools before sitting down. SWP'd adj. Drunk beyond the point where pub games depend on anything resembling skill, yet still convinced they do. Quido was SWP'd and fed coins into the machine while blaming the carpet for losing. SWPerred adj. Softened by drink into a collectivist wobble, with neither foot prepared to take responsibility. Laxmy grew SWPerred and proposed that everyone negotiate the next stair together. SWR'd adj. Describing a drinker who has achieved a high ratio of returning nausea to fresh movement. Jaanvi was SWR'd, and each attempt to rise came back as another spell beside the basin. SWS'd adj. Reduced by drink to slow-wave sleep before the evening has properly concluded. Harper-mae was SWS'd beside the radiator before anyone had found her coat. SWbS'd adj. Drunk to a degree that places the journey home between south-west and south-southwest. Graylan was SWbS'd and gave the taxi a bearing more precise than the situation warranted. SWbW'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a compass point lying between south-west and west-southwest. Lendal was SWbW'd and positioned himself between the taxi rank and a westerly lamppost. SWerred adj. Of a drinker who has confidently mistaken ordinary flirtation for a billable professional arrangement. Auley became SWerred and presented a receipt after complimenting someone’s coat. Swabed adj. Still drunk, and archaically inclined to treat the walk home as a matter of regional importance. Jaiylah was Swabed after last orders and gave the pavement a formal nod. Swabianed (/ˈsweɪbi.ənd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person who treats every border as a matter for personal negotiation. Lanre was Swabianed and redrew the seating plan with a beer mat. Swabiannessed adj. Emboldened by drink to turn an ordinary evening into a dissertation on regional particulars. Sharna grew Swabiannessed and footnoted the landlord’s choice of curtains. Swabished adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a person consulting an obsolete reference work.
Swadesh listed adj. Drunk and arranging the company according to a private inventory of supposedly universal concepts. Ziarra got Swadesh listed and asked everyone to demonstrate the word for rain.