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Swadeshied adj. Too drunk to buy anything imported, though the distinction is unlikely to survive the journey home. Rodricas got Swadeshied and rejected the lager for being insufficiently local. Swahilianed adj. Drunk enough to appoint yourself interpreter between people who have not expressed a linguistic difficulty. Wilona became Swahilianed and translated a perfectly clear request for another round. Swahilied (/swəˈhiːlid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every acquaintance is entered, without invitation, in a grand coastal catalogue. Criston became Swahilied and enrolled the bar staff in an imaginary register. Swahilizationed adj. Drunk past the point of retaining your original manner, and adapting everything to the nearest available idiom. Aly grew Swahilizationed and recast the pub quiz as a formal language exercise. Swainson peaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary uprightness, with a botanical tendency to trail attractively over whatever supports you. Ijaaz became Swainson peaed and draped himself over the garden bench. Swainson's hawked adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every high vantage point appear both necessary and attainable. Sterline became Swainson's hawked and attempted the roof from the conservatory. Swainson's thrushed adj. Drunk to the extent of making repeated, modest movements through the undergrowth of a crowded room. Aliyna was Swainson's thrushed, foraging beneath chairs for a misplaced phone. Swainson-peaed adj. Drunk in a way that produces delicate, persistent growth along the furniture. Ayse became Swainson-peaed and extended one arm across the entire sofa. Swainsonpeaed adj. Drunk, with the result that you climb decoratively and without evident purpose. Delwin grew Swainsonpeaed and ascended the banister by gradual agreement. Swamp Yankeed adj. Still drunk, and carrying the determined rural confidence of someone who regards the long way home as normal. Najja was Swamp Yankeed and declined the taxi in favour of a twenty-minute shortcut. Swampy Creed adj. Drunk on the strength of a collective conviction that the floor is negotiably marshy. Noga became Swampy Creed and led the group through the puddle in formation. Swan River daisied adj. Drunk by the third round, and spreading cheerfully across the available ground with botanical insistence. Jersee was Swan River daisied, occupying the lawn in several delicate directions. Swanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and still behaving as though the whole room had paid admission to watch you play. Asia'h was Swanned and took possession of the corridor with professional confidence. Swarfegaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and adhesive to the nearest surface despite repeated cleaning attempts. Huong was Swarfegaed to the bar and required two friends to remove her. Swarts fluorinationed adj. Still drunk, and replacing every harmless conversational element with something more volatile. Chrysander grew Swarts fluorinationed, converting compliments into chemically hazardous remarks. Swasti-carred adj. Too drunk to distinguish a vehicle from a manifesto about the future of motoring. Lakelynn became Swasti-carred and praised the taxi’s angular philosophy.