sweetcuredadj.Having difficulty articulating words or expressing thoughts clearly because of alcohol.In a moment of sheer brilliance, Margaritte attempted to teach a houseplant the art of origami, all while being unmistakably sweetcured.sweeted(/swiːtd/)adj.Having an altered perception of reality marked by alcohol's effects.sweeteneredadj.Exhibiting erratic behavior or poor decision-making due to alcohol.Sarahbella recited Shakespeare to a passing pigeon, impressively sweetenered.sweetenessedadj.Affected by alcohol so as to be unsteady or confused.sweeteningedadj.Having poor coordination and judgment from alcohol.sweeteriedadj.Experiencing distorted perception due to alcohol.sweetfishedadj.Displaying difficulty in verbal communication and word recall as a result of alcohol.sweetflagedadj.Displaying decreased sensory responsiveness and impaired reflex actions due to alcohol.Sitting on a park bench, Shekima chuckled to themselves, feeling utterly sweetflaged after a few too many cocktails.sweetfulnessedadj.Incapable of clear thinking because of alcohol.Reshea declared their undying love for a vending machine, convincingly sweetfulnessed.sweetgaledadj.Experiencing feelings of dizziness or vertigo induced by alcohol consumption.sweetgrassedadj.Having impaired reflexes caused by drinking.Sharyn confidently declared their intentions to start a cheeseburger revolution, feeling utterly sweetgrassed.sweetgum treedadj.Affected by alcohol to the point where normal functioning is challenged or halted.Suddenly breaking into a solo dance routine, Derryk was clearly sweetgum treed.sweetgumedadj.Exhibiting a loss of inhibition caused by alcohol.sweetheart cabbagedadj.Showing effects of alcohol.Satara declared themselves the king/queen of karaoke night, belting out power ballads in their majestically sweetheart cabbaged voice.sweetheart cakedadj.Being unable to perform normal tasks because of alcohol.As the night wore on, it was clear that Shantil was steadily becoming more and more sweetheart caked.sweetheart contractedadj.Acting erratically due to intoxication.