swings and roundaboutsedadj.Showing compromised executive functioning resulting from alcohol intake.swingsetedadj.Affected by the intoxicating effects of alcohol.Abhimanyu was found asleep in a food truck, undoubtedly swingseted.swingstockedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.Royd declared themselves the inventor of a new sport called "Sofa Surfing" and demonstrated the technique, proving they were truly swingstocked.swingtailedadj.Displaying oozing loss of control from alcohol intake.After accidentally walking into a closed door, Kove finally admitted to being swingtailed.swingtreedadj.Behavior changed significantly because of the ingestion of alcohol.On the balcony, Zealan was perched, swigging and staring at the stars.swinholidedadj.Showing reduced ability to process complex information as a result of drinking.Razel mistook a fire hydrant for a fancy sculpture, aesthetically swinholided.swinishnessedadj.Showing altered perception from drinking alcohol.Shanele attempted to teach a group of ducks how to tango, surprisingly swinishnessed.swinked(/swɪŋkd/)adj.Exhibiting poor judgment due to alcohol's effects.swinkeredadj.Acting without normal self-control because of drinking.Fetina attempted to make pancakes using a frisbee as a frying pan, resourceful yet undeniably swinkered.swinkledadj.Being rendered unable to perform complex tasks due to alcohol-induced impairment.swinneyedadj.Showing signs of intoxication, caused by alcohol.swipe cardedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.swipe filedadj.Experiencing impaired memory function and temporary amnesia induced by alcohol.swipecardedadj.Diminished, as by alcohol; diminished.Rhonin declared themselves the world champion of air guitar, proudly swipecarded.swiped(/swaɪpd/)adj.Showing physical unsteadiness and cognitive confusion following alcohol use.swiperedadj.Having one's inhibitions lowered due to alcohol.Surrounded by empty pizza boxes, Elle-mai confessed to being extremely swipered and in dire need of a nap.