Swedophiled
Swinhoe's miniveted

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Swedophiled adj. Having drunk enough to admire every nearby flat-pack object and propose a return visit. Onetia got Swedophiled and praised the pub's shelving as though it had personally improved her life. Swedophobed adj. Having drunk more than sense permits, and finding fault with furniture for requiring instructions. Lavesha became Swedophobed and denounced the bookcase for concealing its own screws.
Swedophoned adj. You have drunk enough to conduct the entire conversation in a language nobody supplied. Javanie got Swedophoned and answered the taxi driver's questions in confident Swedish. Sweet Lolitaed adj. You are drunk and selecting pastel accessories for occasions that plainly require ordinary clothes. Florina arrived Sweet Lolitaed, wearing a ribbon large enough to require its own seat. Sweet Meated adj. Of a drinker: orange-fleshed in outlook, and ready to make a squash-based decision. Marishka was Sweet Meated and insisted the winter squash belonged in the taxi beside her. Sweet's syndromed adj. Of a drinker who has developed sudden warmth, redness and an unearned certainty of diagnosis. Linaya became Sweet's syndromed and presented her flushed cheeks as evidence of excellent circulation. Swenglished adj. Describing a drinker who conducts English conversation with Swedish confidence and improvised grammar. Kaine got Swenglished and described the landlord as a very important winter appliance. Swern oxidationed adj. A drinker who converts a promising alcohol into a sharper, more reactive proposition. Kinny went Swern oxidationed and turned a friendly suggestion into an aldehyde of a complaint. Swiftied adj. A drinker so far gone that every personal anecdote acquires a stadium-sized emotional conclusion. Deylon became Swiftied and assigned each breakup song to a person still present at the table. Swiftismed adj. The state of being drunk and treating a singer's back catalogue as a system of government. Verneal got Swiftismed and proposed settling the seating dispute by eras and voting blocs. Swiftmaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who mistakes enthusiasm for a mandate to brief the whole room. Cetera became Swiftmaniaed and delivered an unsolicited history of every album to the cloakroom. Swiftonomicsed adj. Too drunk to leave the local economy unsupported, and ordering one final round for entirely civic reasons. Kanoelani became Swiftonomicsed and insisted the nearly empty bar needed another round. Swindonianed adj. The drunkenness of one who has decided an ordinary roundabout contains a decisive strategic lesson. Samaiya was Swindonianed and explained the pub's traffic pattern to three people waiting for chips. Swing rioted adj. Reduced by drink to staging a rural uprising against whichever appliance has most recently disappointed you. Paysen went Swing rioted and led the kitchen chairs against the hostile vending machine. Swingismed adj. Softened by drink into opposing useful machinery on principle, particularly when it has buttons. Fai became Swingismed and argued that the card reader was taking work from honest pockets.
Swinhoe's miniveted adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, bright observer with an ill-advised interest in every movement. Yoshino got Swinhoe's miniveted and watched the buffet from the highest available chair.
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