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Swinhoe's softshell turtled adj. Loosened by drink into a broad, patient creature willing to let every decision drift downstream. Fyodor became Swinhoe's softshell turtled and approved the river route despite there being no river nearby. Swinomished adj. Emboldened by drink to turn a modest suggestion into a solemn declaration before an unprepared audience. Annjelica got Swinomished and announced a new household constitution over the last bowl of crisps. Swiss Army knifed adj. Drunk and equipped for every minor emergency except the one currently taking place. Aerik arrived Swiss Army knifed, producing a screwdriver when the urgent requirement was a taxi. Swiss Army penknifed adj. Having drunk more than one household task can accommodate, with every implement apparently required at once. Annays was Swiss Army penknifed, opening cupboards in search of a screwdriver and finding only biscuits. Swiss Germanned adj. You have drunk enough to conduct a domestic conversation in several perfectly respectable registers at once. Aloura got Swiss Germanned and gave the kettle a detailed account of the evening. Swiss Guarded adj. Of a drinker: stationed beside the sofa, defending one glass of water from all approaches. Rhyli stood Swiss Guarded beside the sofa, refusing to let anyone move the water. Swiss arrowed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired a string-assisted trajectory from the sofa towards the kitchen. Prospero went Swiss arrowed across the sitting room and stopped beside the sink. Swiss balled adj. Describing a drinker who has become round, mobile and unexpectedly difficult to settle on the sofa. Tijon was Swiss balled, rolling gently from the sofa towards the abandoned supper. Swiss bank accounted adj. A drinker so far gone that every household object has been assigned a secure hiding place. Aryav became Swiss bank accounted and stored the biscuits behind the clean towels. Swiss banked adj. A drinker who has placed every possession somewhere safe, then forgotten where safety is. Daphne was Swiss banked, having hidden her keys beneath a cushion for their protection. Swiss barred (/[swɪs bɑɹ]d/) adj. The state of being drunk and attempting to lift the sofa with both hands. Hiiaka went Swiss barred and tried to raise the sofa before accepting the cushions. Swiss charded adj. The condition of a drinker who has wilted beside the kitchen sink, leafy and unavailable. Ivalene was Swiss charded, folded over the counter beside an untouched glass of water. Swiss cheese planted adj. Reduced by drink to a large indoor climber, rooted beside the sofa and full of gaps. Gurpriya was Swiss cheese planted, sprawling from the sofa towards the nearest glass. Swiss cheesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has left holes throughout the evening, particularly between sofa and kitchen. Kenshin was Swiss cheesed, unable to account for the missing hour between pudding and water. Swiss daggered adj. Softened by drink into a blunt household instrument, pointed vaguely towards the glass of water. Verlyn became Swiss daggered and gestured at the water with a cushion. Swiss dotted adj. Sharpened by drink into a person covered in small, carefully placed domestic observations. Emia was Swiss dotted, identifying every mark on the kitchen tiles before sitting down.