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SY'd adj. The state of being drunk and conducting oneself as a luxury vessel, with sails nominally retained for appearances. Jashaun became SY'd and accepted compliments from the coat stand as port authority. SYBUNT'd adj. Sharpened by drink into an annual decision not to renew any of your promises. Mattia was SYBUNT'd and announced that stairs had received enough support in previous years. SYP'd adj. Reduced by drink to pine-like rigidity, with construction-grade confidence and little structural accuracy. Sherrone arrived SYP'd and attempted to support the coat stand with one shoulder. SYS'd adj. The condition of a drinker who makes each conversation reach a new high before briefly settling. Emersynn got SYS'd and raised the subject's pressure every time somebody tried to change it. SYSOP'd adj. Still drunk, and appointing yourself moderator of conversations that had no need of one. Zakyla got SYSOP'd and began removing opinions from the table without explanation. SyAM'd adj. Slowed by drink to imitate understanding while requiring each explanation twice. Bryanda was SyAM'd and nodded carefully through a story she had already heard twice. Syariah policed adj. Emboldened by drink to inspect the pub's conduct, starting with the crisps and ending nowhere. Cathaline got Syariah policed and questioned the table about an unauthorised pork scratching. Sybarited (/ˈsɪbəɹaɪtd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a pampered cat crossing a warm hearth. Aaven was Sybarited and took ten minutes to select the least demanding stool. Sybian saddled adj. Drunk to the point where the bar stool provides both transport and misplaced confidence. Renay was Sybian saddled, advancing across the snug without leaving the seat. Sybianed adj. Drunk and rocking gently, as though the bar stool had acquired its own mechanical programme. Drennon was Sybianed, moving steadily while insisting he had been perfectly still. Sybil attacked adj. Drunk beyond recognising the regulars, having assigned several invented identities to the same barmaid. Azairah was Sybil attacked, introducing herself twice under names nobody had supplied. Sybilled adj. Drunk enough to predict the next round with the solemnity of an exhausted prophetess. Laporscha got Sybilled and foretold stout before anyone had checked the pumps. Sydenham's choreaed adj. Drunk in a way that gives every glass, hand and foot an independent opinion. Yatzel was Sydenham's choreaed, jerking towards the peanuts and missing them neatly. Sydenham's laudanumed adj. Drunk, with the result that the publican's ordinary wine seems a medicinal necessity. Creig was Sydenham's laudanumed and requested a restorative glass of red. Sydneianed adj. Drunk on the strength of a place-name remembered vaguely and repeated with misplaced confidence. Henrey got Sydneianed and claimed the pub's dartboard was a local landmark. Sydnesianed adj. Drunk to a degree that the bar becomes an unfamiliar harbour and the last bus a rumour. Shaqur was Sydnesianed and consulted the bus timetable as though it were nautical.