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symptomaticked (/ˌsɪmp.təˈmæt.ɪkd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and exhibiting the familiar signs without requiring further investigation. symptomatologied adj. Sufficiently drunk to arrange the evening's effects into a small clinical study. symptomatologisted adj. Too drunk to study the signs objectively, but still prepared to classify them. symptomed (/ˈsɪm(p)təmd/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and displaying a noticeable change in speech, balance or appearance. symptomlessnessed adj. Emboldened by drink to ignore every bodily warning and proceed down the stairs unaided. Sochil was symptomlessnessed and declined the handrail with quiet confidence. symptomologied adj. Slowed by drink to catalogue each wobble, pause, and misplaced foot as a separate complaint. Archille symptomologied each wobble on the walk to the kebab shop. symptosised adj. Drunk and reduced to a narrow, unsteady version of your former self on the stairs. synacmed adj. Drunk to the point where separate syllables contract into one long, wavering sound. Julean woke synacmed, producing one wavering syllable where the apology had been. synacmied adj. Drunk enough to compress two sounds into one, usually somewhere between the pub and the stairs. synadelphited adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the mineral’s many constituents, or your own limbs, properly aligned. synaeresised (/sɪnˈɛɹəsɪsd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that separate morning words have contracted into one long, indistinct vowel. synaesthesiaed (/ˌsɪn.ɪsˈθiː.ʒəd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a spoken word acquires a colour and the carpet acquires a sound. synaestheted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating colour, sound, and balance as interchangeable faculties. synagoged adj. Drunk since last orders, and proceeding solemnly upstairs as though each landing required attendance. synagogue-goered adj. Drunk by closing time, and making the staircase a regular destination rather than a route. Andreanna became synagogue-goered, visiting the stairs repeatedly without reaching the top. synagogue-goinged adj. Too drunk to climb directly, and committed instead to repeated attendance at each landing. Hadee was synagogue-goinged and made a practice of stopping halfway up.