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synapophysised adj. The condition of a drinker who has made one broad, unarguable connection between pub and pavement. Antionne was synapophysised, joining the kerb to the pavement with one sweeping step. synapsed (/ˈsɪnæpsd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has formed an immediate connection with every stranger between bar and taxi. synapsembled adj. Reduced by drink to a gathering of disconnected thoughts, all assembled around the next round. Javieon was synapsembled, with each fragment of conversation returning to ordering another drink. synapsided (/sɪˈnapsɪdd/) adj. Softened by drink into a mammal chiefly concerned with warmth, food and getting home. synapsinned adj. Drunk by closing time, and releasing opinions at irregular intervals, as though each required a vesicle. synapsised (/sɪˈnæpsɪsd/) adj. Still drunk, and pairing every recollection with its paternal counterpart, whether invited or not. Sonye was synapsised, matching each anecdote with an inherited variation. synaptamided adj. Too drunk to distinguish an endocannabinoid from an entirely respectable reason for another round. Krystabella grew synaptamided and treated the bar tab as a biochemical finding. synaptased adj. Sufficiently drunk to emulsify every disagreement into a smooth, unexamined mixture. synapted adj. Having drunk enough to deliver a solemn sequence of petitions to the nearest unresponsive object. synaptic clefted adj. Having drunk more than the evening could accommodate, with every message now arriving across a small but decisive gap. synapticulothecaed adj. You have drunk enough to construct a defensive wall from small, repeatedly stated qualifications. synapticulumed adj. You are drunk and arranged in a modest series of protective partitions. Yoshikazu was synapticulumed, dividing the table into zones of personal jurisdiction. synaptided adj. Of a drinker: moving with the patient, boneless persistence of something that belongs on the sea floor. Salahudeen was synaptided, proceeding across the carpet by slow and dignified contractions. synaptiphilided adj. Of a drinker who has attached himself to one host and shows no intention of disembarking. synaptoarchitectured adj. Describing a drinker who has redesigned the room's social connections without consulting its occupants. synaptobrevinned adj. A drinker who releases each stored remark in turn, with no visible mechanism for retrieval.