synapophysisedadj.Unsteady or unsteady in gait or movement due to alcohol.Sitting on a park swing, Rachele whispered sweet nothings to a pigeon, sounding completely synapophysised.synapsed(/ˈsɪnæpsd/)adj.Being in a state of intoxication and impaired ability.synapsembledadj.Exhibiting poor coordination, slurred speech, or confusion due to alcohol.synapsided(/sɪˈnapsɪdd/)adj.Unable to stand or walk steadily due to alcohol.Shereka tried to convince the DJ to play their favorite song, looking particularly synapsided.synapsinnedadj.Under the influence of alcohol to the point of impairment.synapsised(/sɪˈnæpsɪsd/)adj.Showing diminished cognitive function from alcohol.Carista embarked on a mission to teach a goldfish how to play poker, convinced they had found a new prodigy in their synapsised state.synaptamidedadj.Impaired due to alcohol.synaptasedadj.Experiencing feelings or sensations that wouldn't usually be expressed due to alcohol.synaptedadj.Having one's normal faculties diminished by alcohol.synaptic cleftedadj.Exhibiting aggressive or uninhibited behavior due to alcohol.Priscilla attempted to teach a stray cat how to tango, believing their synaptic clefted skills were unmatched.synapticulothecaedadj.Experiencing euphoria caused by alcohol.Rhyatt embarked on a mission to teach a houseplant the art of beatboxing, showcasing their dedication to spreading musical joy, even while being undeniably synapticulothecaed.synapticulumedadj.Unable to have rational thoughts; normally shaped by alcohol consumption.synaptidedadj.Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol.synaptiphilidedadj.Displaying slowed reflexes and mental fog from alcohol.Ecko debated the existence of mermaids with a bewildered bartender, decidedly synaptiphilided.synaptoarchitecturedadj.Affected by alcohol causing impaired reasoning.synaptobrevinnedadj.Displaying impaired social judgment from alcohol.