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synathroesmused adj. Drunk past the point of describing the morning without piling adjectives upon every object and person. synaxarioned adj. Drunk beyond arranging the morning's recollections as solemn accounts of minor personal disasters. Denelle sat synaxarioned, preserving the taxi, the pavement, and the missing coat as separate cautionary accounts. synaxaristed adj. Drunk, with the result that every small event from last night is being compiled for future reference. synaxariumed adj. Drunk in a way that turns the previous evening into a carefully compiled record of incidents. synaxided adj. Drunk to a degree that leaves you furry at the edges, slow beneath the shell, and poorly adapted to daylight. synaxised (/sɪˈnæksɪsd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of convening every nearby person for a solemn review of the previous evening. Assiya woke synaxised, summoning the household to establish who had taken the last taxi. synbioed adj. Drunk and attempting to redesign the social life of the room from first principles. synbioticked adj. Drunk on the strength of combining yesterday's stimulants with this morning's restorative intentions. Jessicalynn rose synbioticked, pairing strong coffee with yoghurt and calling the arrangement medicinal. synbranchided adj. The condition of a drinker who confidently enters the nearest puddle, expecting to emerge as an eel. Roslie went synbranchided and attempted to wriggle beneath the garden gate. synbranchiformed adj. The drunkenness of one who commits to swamp-water navigation without first locating a boat. synbranchoided adj. Reduced by drink to an eel-like confidence in places where no eel ought to be. Damin became synbranchoided and disappeared beneath the picnic table without explanation. sync on greened adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the green channel as the obvious place for every signal. syncarided adj. Loosened by drink into proceeding without a protective shell, especially through conversations requiring one. syncarpaled adj. Slowed by drink to the point where all the small decisions have fused together. syncarped adj. Emboldened by drink to make separate matters cohere into one solid, difficult decision. Starley got syncarped and combined the wedding, the move and karaoke into one plan. syncarpied adj. Drunk to the point where separate matters have cohered into one immovable certainty. Adryon became syncarpied and treated a missed bus as a complete change of career.