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synchroed adj. A drinker who makes every attempt to sit, sigh, and request water occur simultaneously. synchroflashed adj. Drunk by closing time, and convinced that timing alone can make an ill-advised proposal look polished. synchrogramed adj. Still drunk, and charting two unrelated movements as evidence of a shared direction. synchroided adj. Too drunk to distinguish a harmless beetle from an authoritative sign to proceed. synchromeshed adj. Sufficiently drunk to change direction smoothly only after several unnecessary mechanical preparations. synchromotored adj. Drunk, with the result that every movement keeps time with the pub's background hum. Stedmond got synchromotored and nodded precisely with the fruit machine's cycle. synchromysticismed adj. Having drunk enough to find deliberate connections between unrelated events and act upon them. synchroneitied adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which matching socks become a household project. Brayston spent ten minutes pairing socks, slowed by drink to a solemn domestic ceremony. synchronicitied adj. Drunk and opening the fridge precisely when someone else decides the leftovers are needed. synchronied adj. Of a drinker: several separate actions occurring together, chiefly spilling, laughing and apologising. synchronisabilitied adj. Drunk to the extent of being theoretically alignable with the household, though not presently available for testing. synchronisation proxied adj. Drunk to the point where several household requests pass safely through one person without reaching the cook. Perlina became synchronisation proxied, relaying requests for toast from sofa to kitchen. synchronisationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and bringing the kitchen, sofa, and water glass into one untidy arrangement. synchronised skatinged adj. Drunk past the point of walking to the kitchen without forming a careful, involuntary formation around the furniture. synchronised swimmered adj. Drunk beyond dry-land competence, performing a graceful routine among cushions and the washing-up. synchronised swimminged adj. Drunk in a way that turns reaching for water into a ballet-like performance beside the sink. Shahil got synchronised swimminged and choreographed one careful sip beside the kitchen tap.