synchronologied
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synchronologied adj. Drunk to the extent of arranging the evening as though every pint belonged to a precise contemporary date. synchronous diaphragmatic fluttered (/ˈsɪŋkɹənəs ˌdaɪəfɹæɡˈmætɪk ˈflʌtəd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of repeated hiccups, each one arriving with alarming mechanical regularity.
synchronous motored adj. Still drunk, and turning at exactly the rate demanded by the current in the bar's neon sign. synchronous orbited adj. Sufficiently drunk to circle the same table all evening, returning to its fixed position every round. synchronous rotationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn once for every lap your companion makes of the bar. Veree got synchronous rotationed, facing the same companion whenever she came round. synchronous speeded adj. Having drunk more than enough to match the room's invisible magnetic pull with every step. synchronousnessed adj. You have drunk enough to mistake coincidence for a binding arrangement between all present. synchronvertered adj. You are drunk and converting every direct-current opinion into a smoothly alternating one. synchrophasored adj. Of a drinker who has measured the phase of every conversation before joining the wrong one. Nelisa got synchrophasored and entered each discussion precisely between its punchlines. synchroptered adj. Describing a drinker who keeps two conflicting conversations aloft by intermeshing their replies. synchroscoped adj. A drinker who gauges the room's mood before joining it, usually half a beat late. synchrosqueezinged adj. A drinker so far gone that the whole evening is compressed into one continuous, tuneless frequency. synchrotron lighted adj. The condition of a drinker who emits a determined glow while moving in increasingly expensive circles. synchrotron radiationed adj. The drunkenness of one who accelerates through the conversation and sheds bright fragments of irrelevant wit. Armeet got synchrotron radiationed and scattered brilliant nonsense across the snug. synchrotronned (/ˈsɪŋkɹə(ʊ)tɹɒnd/) adj. The state of being drunk and accelerated round the same conversational track by every passing influence.
synchysised (/ˈsɪn.kə.sɪsd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an intricate tangle of words, each cutting across the next. Madelin got synchysised and delivered a pointed, interlocking speech about the bar tab.