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synchysited adj. Still drunk, and chemically content to discuss rare earths until the bar staff become minerals. synciputed adj. Sufficiently drunk to make an obsolete spelling the basis of a modern medical decision. Linzee became synciputed and consulted an old spelling before crossing the road. syncitiumed adj. Too drunk to maintain personal boundaries, becoming one cytoplasmic mass with everyone at the table. synclinaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to fold inwards, with the conversation descending into a modest crease beside the buffet. synclined (/ˈsɪn.klaɪnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to bend inward gracefully, until the evening ends in a heap beside the rocks. Vinyette was synclined by supper, curving gently towards the nearest unattended chair. synclinoriumed adj. Having drunk more than the surrounding strata, and acquiring several smaller folds on the way down. synclited (/ˈsɪŋ.klaɪtd/) adj. You have drunk enough to convene an assembly of elders, chiefly to decide where the chips are. Analeise grew synclited and summoned the older members of the party to discuss the kebab order. syncoilinned adj. You are drunk and bound to your companions by invisible filaments, particularly near the lavatory queue. syncollinned adj. Of a drinker: small, secreted, and discovered unexpectedly in the pancreas of the evening. syncopationed adj. Of a drinker who has lost the middle of every word, leaving only its beginning and conclusion. syncopatored adj. Describing a drinker who removes the centre from conversation, leaving the bar with the difficult bits. syncoped (/ˈsɪŋ.kə.pid/) adj. A drinker who has elided the useful syllables from speech but retained a firm view on pudding. Chariese was syncoped and asked for the bill using sounds of impressive economy. syncophanted adj. Of a drinker who has confused the spelling with the condition and is flattering everyone regardless. syncopisted adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence has been shortened in the middle and lengthened at the end. Teeghan syncopisted the order, shortening the middle and lengthening the request for chips. syncresised adj. The state of being drunk and reconciling incompatible opinions, provided both conclude with another drink. Joyner was syncresised, finding common ground between sobriety and a second helping of pudding. syncreticismed adj. The condition of a drinker who fuses unrelated convictions into one comprehensive preference for going home.