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syncretismed (/ˈsɪŋkɹəˌtɪzmd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has fused every competing belief into a single desire for toast. syncretisted adj. Reduced by drink to a mediator between incompatible systems, both of which recommend a kebab. syncretizationed adj. Softened by drink into the reconciliation of several doctrines, none more compelling than the cheese board. syncrisised adj. Loosened by drink into comparing opposites, until the serious argument resembles a choice between crisps. syncruded adj. Emboldened by drink to emerge from heavy processing as a dark, upgraded residue beside the forecourt. syncworded adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the end of the heading arrives shortly before the data. Kanye was syncworded, pausing between the menu and his request as though transmitting overseas. syncytialisationed adj. Drunk to the point where separate persons fuse into one placental enterprise, chiefly concerned with taxis. syncytialitied adj. Drunk and sharing one enclosing membrane with the party, though the nuclei remain argumentative. syncytializationed adj. Drunk enough to convert every nearby individual into one large, faintly baffled body. syncytinned adj. Drunk past the point of resisting merger, and now contributing enthusiastically to the evening's larger organism. syncytiosomed adj. Of a drinker: sending out small, overexcited parcels of himself to everyone nearby. syncytiotrophoblasted adj. Of a drinker who has spread across the whole gathering, acquired several conversational nuclei, and left no surface unoccupied. syncytiumed (/sɪnˈsɪʃiəmd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has fused with the company and can no longer distinguish his stories from theirs. Jafer went syncytiumed and began finishing strangers' anecdotes for them. syndactyled adj. A drinker who has joined every pair of feet under the table and made leaving a collective undertaking. syndactylied adj. The state of being drunk and proceeding through the pub with several feet effectively joined. syndactylismed adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempt to walk involves an unwilling partner.