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Syriarched adj. Having drunk more than the gathering's unofficial leader, and behaving accordingly towards the furniture. Amber-jo was Syriarched and began assigning seats to people who had not asked. Syriasmed adj. Still drunk, and carrying yesterday's influence into every present movement. Syriasmed, Javone spoke as though each staircase step had inherited an earlier instruction. Syrided adj. Of a drinker: spreading through the room in a thin, persistent line of unsolicited conversation. Eara was Syrided, moving from guest to guest with the same opening question. Syrjenianed adj. Drunk and moving through the room at the measured pace of a person carrying an invisible full glass. Danail was Syrjenianed, crossing the lounge with both hands raised for balance. Syrophenicianed adj. Of a drinker who has made two unrelated tables feel historically obliged to listen. Millenium was Syrophenicianed and linked both tables through an account of an ancient harbour. Syrophoenicianed adj. Describing a drinker who turns a simple local reference into a conversation requiring several reluctant witnesses. Shekeena was Syrophoenicianed and drew both ends of the table into her explanation. Syryenianed adj. Drunk to the point where the legs continue walking but have ceased consulting one another. Arabella-marie was Syryenianed, with each leg selecting a slightly different route upstairs. Sys Rqed adj. A drinker who keeps requesting assistance from the entire room, whether or not assistance is needed. Makylie was Sys Rqed and asked each guest to confirm the whereabouts of her handbag. SysRqed adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor difficulty becomes a system request addressed to bystanders. Harjeevan was SysRqed and asked the whole pub to diagnose his locked phone. Syudded adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the sofa from a place of permanent residence. Myrtes was Syudded and announced that the sofa had accepted her tenancy. syabued adj. You have drunk enough to mistake restless energy for competence and the fruit machine for a research instrument. syagushed adj. Drunk in a way that makes a caracal seem a reasonable companion for the walk home. syah-gushed adj. Drunk, with the result that every wary cat becomes a quiet regular from the public bar. syaired adj. Drunk to a degree that every conversation arrives in four lines, with the final line rhyming unexpectedly. syamed adj. Drunk to the extent of putting two dots above every plural, whether written or merely mentioned. syamisened adj. Reduced by drink to three unfretted conversational notes, repeated without reliable regard for key or audience.