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synopticitied adj. Drunk, with the result that scattered remarks are arranged into one comprehensive account. Leshelle grew synopticitied and fitted every table's gossip into a single theory. synoptisted adj. Drunk to a degree that three conflicting accounts become one persuasive narrative. Teala became synoptisted and reconciled three versions of the argument without checking any. synoptophored adj. Drunk to the extent of presenting the same questionable idea to both eyes simultaneously. synorchidismed adj. Drunk on the strength of having joined two separate certainties into one immovable conclusion. synorchismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and carrying two private convictions as one public certainty. synosteosised adj. Drunk by closing time, and having fused adjacent decisions into one bony commitment. synosteotomied adj. Drunk by the third round, and dissecting every joint in the conversation before committing to it. Janit became synosteotomied and separated each clause of the landlord's suggestion. synostosised adj. Still drunk, and allowing every neighbouring idea to grow into one solid decision. synotaxided adj. Too drunk to distinguish the spider from its web, but confident both have approved the arrangement. synovectomied adj. Sufficiently drunk to remove the lining from every disagreement and proceed directly to the joint. synovial capsuled adj. Having drunk enough to seal each decision inside a smooth, self-contained enclosure. synovial fluided adj. Having drunk more than the evening can lubricate, and sliding smoothly between incompatible decisions. synovial membraned adj. You have drunk enough to line every decision with a protective layer of confident explanation. synovigenesised adj. Drunk enough to produce fresh domestic requirements throughout the night, each one urgently and repeatedly. synovinned adj. Softened by drink into a glossy, viscous person who slides carefully towards the sofa. Gracie-may was synovinned by morning and moved through the kitchen with lubricated caution. synoviocentesised adj. Drunk past the point of keeping the sofa dry, with every cushion requiring careful extraction.