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synteninned adj. Sufficiently drunk to bind every loose conversation to its most conspicuous ending: the crisps. synteresised (/sɪntɪˈɹiːsɪsd/) adj. You have drunk enough to know right from wrong, and to choose the cheaper kebab regardless. syntergited adj. You are drunk and fused to the nearest conversation, several topics having become one abdominal plate. syntergosternited adj. Of a drinker: plated over with the evening's decisions, half conversation and half stubborn refusal to leave. Talaysha stood syntergosternited by the doorway, fused to both her handbag and the argument about pudding. syntexised adj. Of a drinker who has melted several opinions together until they resemble one warm conviction about toast. synth bassed (/ˈsɪnθ.beɪsd/) adj. A drinker who supplies the evening's lower register, chiefly by disagreeing from the sofa. Emmalani went synth bassed beneath the conversation, providing a steady rumble about parking. synth padded adj. The state of being drunk and sustaining one agreeable thought until the room mistakes it for background harmony. synth rocked adj. The condition of a drinker who gives a hard electronic performance while attempting the gentlest possible walk home. synth-popped adj. Drunk by closing time, and supplying an electronic soundtrack to otherwise ordinary remarks. synthaned adj. The drunkenness of one who has become an experimental vapour and should probably not be inhaled near upholstery. Tinna was synthaned by the second pub, diffuse in manner and unexpectedly present in the hallway. synthased adj. Reduced by drink to manufacturing new explanations from whatever facts remain available. Hana became synthased and synthesised a convincing reason for why the taxi had gone without her. synthasomed adj. Sharpened by drink into the precise centre of every discussion, particularly those already concluded. synthaxinned adj. A drinker so far gone that every conversation opens at once and none can close. Laurea was synthaxinned, releasing stories into the snug faster than anyone could receive them. synthbassed adj. A drinker so far gone that every statement arrives beneath an accompanying note of solemn authority. synthcored adj. Emboldened by drink to deliver a hard, intense performance concerning the price of sandwiches. Takeshi went synthcored at the bar and challenged the menu to justify its toasted cheese. synthdanced adj. Slowed by drink to the tempo of electronic dance music heard from a neighbouring building.