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synthed (/sɪnθd/) adj. Describing a drinker who produces a continuous electronic hum whenever asked a question. synthekined adj. Drunk and signalling insistently to the whole room, though the message is merely that another round exists. synthemided adj. Drunk to the point where you take flight from the conversation, circling back whenever crisps appear. synthemistided adj. Drunk enough to hover brightly over the proceedings, landing only on the most unsuitable remark. Orlagh synthemistided above the proceedings, landing brightly on the most unsuitable remark and leaving the table silent. synthesased adj. Softened by drink into constructing elaborate explanations for the missing portion of the evening. synthesis gassed adj. Sharpened by drink into coal-gas clarity, with every morning thought combustible and poorly ventilated. synthesis phased adj. Drunk beyond the point at which one replicates the same account, then advances confidently to a different one. synthesised (/ˈsɪnθəsɪsd/) adj. Drunk past the point of combining simple observations into one complex conclusion about going home tomorrow. synthesisered adj. The condition of a drinker who supplies electronic accompaniment to every conversation, vocally and without invitation. Hermionie got synthesisered and provided a bass line beneath the neighbours’ discussion. synthesismed adj. Drunk in a way that combines every objection to authority into the practical demand for another round. synthesisted (/ˈsɪnθɪsɪstd/) adj. Describing a drinker who combines every conversation into one, leaving nobody else a separate subject. synthesizabilitied adj. A drinker who can be assembled into any social occasion, provided someone else supplies the missing parts. synthesizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that separate remarks become one long, collective statement nobody remembers making. synthesizered (/ˈsɪn.θəˌsaɪ.zə(ɹ)d/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns the room into a keyboard and assigns everyone a note. Kahdeem became synthesizered, pressing conversational buttons until the whole table responded. synthesizinged adj. Reduced by drink to merging other people’s stories before they have finished telling them. synthesomed adj. Loosened by drink into a structure in which several separate anecdotes are synthesised without supervision.