syrtakied
syscoursed

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syrtakied adj. Drunk enough to turn the walk to the toilets into alternating slow and fast folk-dance figures. syrted (/sərtd/) adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a broad, elevated plateau from which the bedroom is surveyed. Kristiina was syrted, sitting upright on the bed and surveying the room without descending.
syrtised (/sərtəzd/) adj. Drunk on the strength of yesterday's drinks, with the feet still discovering the floor's treacherous nature. syrtosed adj. Drunk since last orders, and continuing the previous evening's dance in small involuntary adjustments. syrup of figsed adj. Loosened by drink into treating every firm decision as something best passed through. syrup of ipecacked adj. Emboldened by drink to recommend a remedy whose principal virtue is making matters come up again. syrupered adj. Drunk and operating as though every poor decision can be made more palatable with sugar. Trayshaun got syrupered and glazed the savoury canapés without consulting their maker. syrupinessed adj. Drunk to the point where every proposal acquires a thick, sweet coating of unwarranted certainty. syrupped (/ˈsɪ.ɹəpd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently pouring sweetness over everything within reach. sysaded adj. Drunk enough to administer the evening by instinct, with no reliable grasp of the machinery involved. Mithcell got sysaded and restarted the jukebox whenever conversation became difficult. sysadmininged adj. Drunk beyond sensible maintenance, introducing new problems while confidently resolving imaginary ones. Arthur-william got sysadmininged and fixed the lighting by disconnecting the till. sysadminned adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing a minor fault from a mandate to rearrange the entire room. Cicely got sysadminned and reorganised the pub's tables according to an invisible hierarchy. sysadminninged adj. Drunk in a way that leaves every system altered and nobody certain who authorised it. Chayim was sysadminninged, altering the evening’s taxi arrangements without identifying the authoriser. sysaped adj. Drunk, with the result that every intervention makes the original difficulty more impressive. syscalled adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every ordinary request into a direct appeal to the highest available authority.
syscoursed adj. Drunk to the extent of disputing labels with complete confidence and no remaining relevance to the question. Elpida got syscoursed and challenged the wording on the menu for nearly an hour.