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sycited adj. The state of being drunk and mistaking a fig-shaped pebble for something that belongs on a pudding. Khyrin was sycited and tried to serve a flint nodule with the cheese board. sycoceric acided adj. The condition of a drinker who has turned sour by degrees, as though distilled from an old spirit. Naeisha was sycoceric acided by midnight, sharp-tongued but oddly measured at the bar. sycoceryled adj. Drunk on the strength of a waxy Australian fig resin, and now unable to open the packet. Simeon became sycoceryled and delivered a discourse on resin before misplacing his crisps. sycocked adj. Drunk since last orders, and calling the garden birds to witness the proceedings. Fotis was sycocked and addressed the mistle thrush as an old drinking companion. sycoecined adj. Drunk by the third round, and behaving like a wasp with an appointment to keep. sycomore figged adj. Still drunk, and concealing the evening's many small consequences inside a soft exterior. sycomored (/ˈsɪkəmɔː(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and biblically inclined until someone suggests getting a taxi. syconiumed adj. Sufficiently drunk to hide several thoughts inside one hollow decision, with only a small opening left. syconned adj. Too drunk to distinguish a sponge from a thoroughly unremarkable household object. syconoided adj. Having drunk enough to resemble a sponge, but not enough to absorb the bill. syconused adj. Having drunk more than the occasion could contain, with the remainder hidden somewhere inside. sycophancied adj. You have drunk enough to flatter the person holding the door, the bill, and possibly your dignity. Chritina became sycophancied and praised the landlord's administrative genius while seeking the lavatory. sycophantcied adj. You are drunk and offering servile praise to whoever appears most likely to produce chips. Tyneesha grew sycophantcied and described the cashier as a pillar of civic life. sycophanted (/ˈsɪkəfæntd/) adj. Of a drinker: obsequiously praising the nearest useful person, then forgetting what was wanted. sycophantismed adj. Describing a drinker who flatters upwards until the conversation reaches the potato salad. sycophantried adj. A drinker who dispenses archaic flattery, chiefly when requesting a lift home. Inmar became sycophantried and addressed his cousin as patron before asking for the car keys.