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t'othersidered

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T'd (/tiːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a plain cotton garment in conversation. Mayka was T'd and spent ten minutes explaining that the sleeves were not removable. t'garns'led adj. Loosened by drink into dividing every movement between two conflicting directions. Deidrea became t'garns'led on the stairs, each foot selecting a different course.
t'othersidered (/ˌtʌðə(ɹ)ˈsaɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Too drunk to remain on the present side of the room, and repeatedly requiring companions to redirect the journey. Pepe became t'othersidered and attempted several crossings before reaching the correct doorway.