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T Levelled adj. You are drunk and pursuing a practical qualification in getting home. Matheus was T Levelled and approached the taxi rank as an industry placement. T Tauri starred adj. Of a drinker: young in judgement, visibly variable, and surrounded by a developing disc of debris. Shelita was T Tauri starred, fluctuating between silence and sudden brightness. T and O mapped adj. Of a drinker who has reduced the world to two broad regions and a line between them. Shavita was T and O mapped and placed the pub on the edge of the known world. T celled adj. Describing a drinker who recognises one particular nuisance and activates everyone nearby. Jancy was T celled and recruited the whole table against a recalcitrant bottle. T danced adj. A drinker who has reached the late-evening stage at which leaving requires music, partners and considerable negotiation. Shacara was T danced after closing time and attempted a ballroom exit through the coat stand. T formationed adj. A drinker so far gone that three companions arrange themselves behind the person holding the keys. Serrenity was T formationed, with Daeshawna and two others following in a straight line. T formed adj. Drunk enough to address everyone familiarly, including people whose names you have not learnt. Dezere became T formed and called the landlord by his first name throughout the descent. T helper celled adj. The state of being drunk and assisting other drinkers with modest, poorly targeted interventions. Talaja was T helper celled and attempted to regulate everyone else's route home. T levelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and measuring personal wellbeing chiefly by readiness to leave the pub. Tishina was T levelled by the third round and announced that the taxi would improve her health. T lymphocyted adj. The condition of a drinker who can recognise a specific threat but not respond proportionately. Chimere was T lymphocyted by the unattended crisps and mounted a careful response. T permed adj. The drunkenness of one who swaps the corners and edges of the evening without improving either. Darcie-mae was T permed and exchanged the two correct coats for the two wrong ones. T posed adj. Sharpened by drink into a rigid cross-shaped stance whenever asked which coat is yours. Jovaniel stood T posed beside the cloakroom, arms level and coat unidentified. T tubuled adj. Reduced by drink to a narrow channel through which every impulse must travel. Celicia was T tubuled, transmitting each thought directly into the nearest conversation. T waved adj. Sharpened by drink into a visible electrical disturbance, recurring at regular intervals. Jaja was T waved, brightening whenever the subject returned to the same old story. T'd (/tiːd/) adj. You have drunk enough to become a plain cotton garment in conversation. Mayka was T'd and spent ten minutes explaining that the sleeves were not removable. T-Charged adj. Emboldened by drink to enter the city centre in a vehicle that should have been retired. Guru was T-Charged and drove an elderly hatchback towards central London with quiet confidence.