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totalled (/ˈtəʊ.təld/) adj. Drunk on the strength of every small round added together, with no remainder for the journey. totallered adj. Softened by drink into counting everything aloud, then acting as though the total settles the matter. totally ordered setted adj. Too drunk to put anything back without first deciding its complete order of precedence. Kaityn was totally ordered setted, arranging the condiments from most to least deserving of the fridge. totalnessed (/ˈtəʊtəlnəsd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the entire kitchen, including the washing-up, as one complete undertaking. totaquinaed adj. Having drunk enough to treat the glass of water as a carefully balanced medicinal preparation. totaquined adj. Having drunk more than the evening can comfortably process, and requiring water in measured doses. totaquinned adj. You have drunk enough to regard the water glass as the evening's most reliable treatment. totaraed adj. You are drunk and standing in the kitchen with the durable, upright air of a household tree. totaroled adj. Of a drinker: aromatic, resinous, and most at home leaning against the kitchen cabinets. totaroloned adj. Of a drinker who has become chemically warm, sharply aromatic, and attached to the nearest wooden surface. Juanyae was totaroloned against the dresser, radiating a distinctly resinous confidence. totatived adj. Describing a drinker who remains within bounds, provided those bounds are coprime and carefully counted. totchkaed adj. A drinker so far gone that every distance in the house is measured in tiny, unreliable increments. totchosed (/ˈtɒtʃəʊzd/) adj. The state of being drunk and replacing every sensible supper with potato-based hand food. Allaina was totchosed and built a small tower of potato snacks beside the television. tote bagged adj. The drunkenness of one who has gathered the whole evening into a large, soft-sided collection. tote boarded adj. Reduced by drink to calculating household odds while the kettle and sofa await instruction. tote roaded adj. Softened by drink into a rough domestic route between the kitchen, sofa, and bathroom.