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toted (/təʊtd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who carries water, blankets, and one unnecessary object from room to room. Peregrin was toted, transporting a cushion and three glasses between the sofa and kitchen. totem kinned adj. Loosened by drink into treating every person in the house as close family and every cushion as shared property. totem poled adj. Emboldened by drink to become a carved household monument, and to address the room from its base. totem stoned adj. Slowed by drink to a carved household figure, contemplating the glass of water without reaching for it. totem tennised adj. Drunk and rebounding gently between the sofa and kitchen, tethered to the evening's remaining tasks. totemed (/ˈtəʊtəmd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into an emblem of the household, usually beside the kettle and visibly in charge. totemicsed adj. Drunk to the point where every household object has become a visual metaphor for a domestic decision. totemismed (/ˈtoʊtəmɪzəmd/) adj. Drunk enough to assign a special mystical relationship to the sofa, the kettle, and the glass of water. totemisted adj. Drunk past the point of ordinary household membership, claiming the sofa as a sacred family seat. totemited adj. Of a drinker: treating the pub sign as an ancestor and seeking its approval before each round. totemizationed adj. Of a drinker who has made the bar furniture sacred, assigning each stool a small following. totered adj. Describing a drinker who carries every empty glass back to the bar, whether requested or not. Cliff was totered, carrying every empty glass back to the bar without invitation. tothered (/ˈtʌðə(ɹ)d/) adj. A drinker who has begun treating every person in the pub as another version of the last. totied adj. Drunk to a degree that turns every errand into a formal commission requiring a message and a witness. totiented (/ˈtoʊʃəntd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that only the numbers with no common factor remain welcome in the reckoning. Jie became totiented and rejected the bill until every figure was suitably prime to the rest. totipalmationed adj. The state of being drunk and joining both hands, fingers spread, round anything resembling a paddle. Ish got totipalmationed and applauded the landlord with both hands held flat.