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totipotenced adj. The condition of a drinker who can become anything required by the next round, including designated driver. totipotencied adj. The drunkenness of one who divides into several distinct conversational characters whenever the subject changes. totipotentialitied adj. Reduced by drink to every possible role at once, none of them particularly useful. Lianett was totipotentialitied, simultaneously offering to drive, cook and referee the quiz. totitived adj. A drinker who has reduced the evening to one small, indivisible share of everything. Kadelyn was totitived, claiming one biscuit and no fraction of the household responsibility. totivirused adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming enclosed, faceted, and of no assistance with arrangements. totoabaed adj. Softened by drink into a large, slow fish that has lost interest in leaving the bar. totoked adj. Loosened by drink into a person who keeps one heritage in the wallet and several stories at the bar. Masin went totoked and explained his family tree to the barman between mouthfuls of stout. totsicled adj. Emboldened by drink to preserve every foolish plan for later, preferably somewhere cold. tottaried adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even a gentle arm-drag becomes a lengthy negotiation. totted (/tɒtd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that coats, taxis, and last orders seem reassuringly nursery-sized. Stephanne was totted by midnight and asked the coat attendant for a bedtime story. tottered (/ˈtɒtəd/) adj. Drunk and moving with the uncertain gait of someone testing each flagstone separately. totterered adj. Drunk to the point where remaining upright has become an intermittent activity. tottergrassed adj. Drunk enough to sway delicately in a breeze, like fine grass beside the beer garden. Ahniyla became tottergrassed and moved gently whenever the garden door opened. totteringed adj. Drunk past the point of walking, but still committed to a decorative side-to-side motion. tottied (/tɒtid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every attractive stranger acquires an aristocratic title. Lancaster got tottied and referred to the barmaid as Lady Sophie throughout the last round. tottinged adj. Drunk beyond arithmetic, adding up every round and arriving at a different total each time.