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touch lined adj. A drinker who remains close to the boundary, without quite crossing it. touch mapped adj. Drunk in a way that records every point at which the person has contacted the room. touch moved adj. Describing a drinker who has picked up, relocated, or finished every object on the kitchen counter that a hand has landed on, whether or not this was the intention. touch of the 'tismed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every minor preference seem worthy of a formal accommodation. touch of the tar brushed adj. Drunk to the extent of acquiring an inexplicable dark mark, usually from the fireplace or a biro. touch of the tarbrushed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single dark smudge, now treated as evidence of a distinguished past. touch padded adj. Softened by drink into navigating a laptop by pressing its flat control surface. touch panelled adj. Drunk since last orders, and attempting to operate the wall by tapping it with increasing confidence. touch penned adj. Drunk by closing time, and confined to a small area where a stylus would ordinarily be useful. touch phoned adj. Loosened by drink into addressing a mobile screen as though it were a reliable companion. touch pieced adj. Still drunk, and carrying a small token believed to confer healing, though it chiefly confers pocket weight. touch pooled adj. Sufficiently drunk to mistake an aquarium for a social invitation and the fish for willing participants. touch screened (/ˈtʌtʃ ˌskɹiːnd/) adj. Having drunk enough to attempt all further communication by pressing the nearest display. touch tanked adj. Drunk to the point where every visitor is invited to feel the exhibits, whether living or not. touch the bodied adj. Drunk enough to turn the party into a game of dodgeball, with the guests as unwilling participants. touch toured adj. Drunk past the point of looking at exhibits, and now handling the museum on everyone's behalf.