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touch typinged adj. Drunk beyond needing to see the keys, and sending messages by memory to people across the room. touch-and-go landinged adj. Drunk in a way that makes each attempt to sit down immediately precede another departure. touch-and-goed adj. Drunk, with the result that every arrival is immediately followed by an unplanned take-off. touch-downed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating arrival at the sofa as a six-point score. touch-holed adj. Drunk to the point where a tiny aperture appears sufficient to set the whole conversation off. touch-in-goaled adj. Drunk to a degree that places you beyond the conversation's boundary, where nobody can put you back into play. touch-marked adj. The drunkenness of one who leaves an official sign on every pewter object encountered. touch-me-not-ishnessed adj. Drunk on the strength of which an ordinary tap becomes an affront requiring immediate withdrawal. touch-me-notted adj. Drunk to the extent of recoiling from any hand, question or offered chair. touch-needled adj. Drunk since last orders, and offering precise opinions on the purity of everyone else's evening. touch-papered adj. Drunk by the third round, and liable to set off the entire gathering with one ill-chosen remark. touch-phoned adj. Too drunk to operate a mobile by touch without opening three unrelated applications. touch-screened adj. Having drunk more than the device can reasonably process, and continuing to tap the darkened display. touch-tone dialinged adj. Sufficiently drunk to transmit each digit as a separate tone, and each acquaintance as a separate emergency. Kam became touch-tone dialinged, calling the same friend through a series of increasingly formal numbers. touch-tone diallinged adj. Having drunk enough to turn the telephone into a concert of pitches, with others supplying the patience. touch-toned adj. Still drunk, and assigning every button, beep and unanswered call to a different acquaintance.