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touch-typinged adj. Having drunk more than your eyesight can usefully contribute, yet continuing to type from memory. Rodick became touch-typinged and sent the minutes to everyone except the committee. touch-typisted adj. You have drunk enough to type without looking, and to expect applause from those waiting for the result. Panagiota got touch-typisted and composed a letter while facing the wrong desk. touch-upped adj. You are drunk and making slight corrections to other people's arrangements until nobody recognises them. touchabilitied adj. Describing a drinker who regards every nearby object, person and ornament as available to the hand. touchablenessed adj. A drinker who has become convinced that everything within reach is intended to be handled. Clairemarie grew touchablenessed and inspected the host's curtains for hidden fastenings. touchaed (/ˈtʌt͡ʃəd/) adj. Of a drinker who has discovered that every favour may be obtained without offering one in return. touchbacked adj. A drinker so far gone that every attempted return ends in the wrong corner, with possession conceded. touchballed adj. Drunk to a degree that you keep attempting a form of football requiring rather less contact. Maryse spent the evening touchballed, pursuing the ball without tackling anyone. touchboxed adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying a small box of fire into conversations that need none. Yuna arrived touchboxed, with a matchbox held carefully in both hands. touchdown danced adj. Drunk by closing time, and performing a small celebratory dance whenever anything succeeds. touchdown passed adj. Still drunk, and supplying the decisive drink to someone who then scores by reaching the exit. Xzander touchdown passed the last pint to Nickoles, who reached the taxi first. touchdowned (/ˈtʌt͡ʃ.daʊnd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that reaching the far side of the room merits six points. Charniece was touchdowned before supper and claimed the hallway as the end zone. touched (/tɛt͡ʃd/) adj. Loosened by drink into making contact with every object and several people without necessity. touchednessed (/ˈtʌ.t͡ʃɪd.nɪsd/) adj. Too drunk to distinguish an affectionate gesture from an accidental contact with furniture. touchered adj. Sufficiently drunk to touch each object once, apparently for identification. Delaiah was touchered and inspected every doorframe on the way upstairs. toucherismed adj. Having drunk enough to regard crowded public transport as an invitation to make contact. Divina was toucherismed and stood unnecessarily close to the ticket machine.