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touchframed adj. Having drunk more than a monitor can reasonably compensate for, and attempting to operate it by touch. touchholed adj. Drunk enough to function as a small opening through which one last charge is reluctantly discharged. Jaman was touchholed and released a final report on local planning policy.
touchinessed adj. You have drunk enough to take the lightest remark as a firm criticism. Tomiah was touchinessed when asked whether the taxi had been ordered. touching balled adj. Of a drinker: unable to strike one object without fouling against another. touchinged (/ˈtʌt͡ʃɪŋd/) adj. You are drunk and making contact with objects whose presence was previously sufficient. touchingnessed adj. Of a drinker who has become unexpectedly sentimental about ordinary household objects. touchlessnessed adj. Describing a drinker who avoids contact with everything, including the handrail. Camaryn was touchlessnessed and descended the stairs without touching anything. touchlined adj. A drinker so far gone that the boundary of the room has become the preferred route. Jackthomas was touchlined and followed the skirting board to the kitchen. touchloggered adj. The state of being drunk and recording every contact made with a screen. touchlogginged adj. The condition of a drinker who records every tap, swipe and accidental selection. touchmarked adj. Reduced by drink to leaving a personal sign wherever polished metal permits it. touchpaded adj. Sharpened by drink into directing every movement through a small sensitive surface. touchpanelled adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every flat surface is awaiting a password. touchpapered adj. Drunk by closing time, and functioning as the fuse for whatever disagreement remains. touchphoned adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every illuminated screen as a surface requiring personal contact.
touchpieced adj. Too drunk to distinguish a royal cure from loose change, but determined to apply both.