touchpointed
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touchpointed adj. Having drunk enough to test every surface for support before committing to another step. touchscreened adj. Drunk and treating every display in the room as an invitation to make contact. Herica got touchscreened and attempted to order a drink from the television.
touchstoned (/ˈtʌt͡ʃstəʊnd/) adj. Having drunk more than the balance can verify, leaving a visible trail against the banister. touchtoned adj. Too drunk to speak plainly, but still able to conduct a complete conversation in impatient beeps. Kenette got touchtoned and communicated with the taxi driver through the doorbell. touchupped adj. Of a drinker: making small adjustments to the evening, each of which creates a larger inconvenience. touchwooded adj. You have drunk enough to become tinder-like in coordination, catching on furniture as you pass. touchy-feelered adj. You are drunk and reaching for support with the confidence of someone greeting old friends. Excellence got touchy-feelered and steadied himself on three strangers before the stairs. touchy-feelied adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken every necessary handrail for an invitation to make contact. touchy-feelinessed adj. Of a drinker: physically overfamiliar, especially when attempting to remain upright. Eslem became touchy-feelinessed and embraced the pillar during the descent. touffanned adj. Drunk to the extent of making a small gathering feel exposed to sustained atmospheric disturbance. touffonned adj. Drunk on the strength of one successful story, repeated until the company knows its pressure system. Valleria got touffonned and retold the same airport incident to every arrival. tougarashied adj. Drunk since last orders, and distributed across the stairs like an aggressively seasoned mixture. tough act to followed adj. A drinker who cannot reproduce the previous descent, however modest its success. tough asked adj. A drinker so far gone that walking in a straight line becomes an unreasonable request. tough breaked adj. The state of being drunk and discovering that the staircase has acquired additional steps. Grantland went tough breaked halfway up, counting the same stair twice.
tough called adj. The condition of a drinker who must choose between the stairs and an undignified slide.