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Towerheaded adj. A drinker who has reached a high-minded appreciation of funk, then lost the coat. Lige became Towerheaded and delivered a serious account of brass instrumentation to the cloakroom. Town Crowed adj. A drinker so far gone that local importance has narrowed to knowing which takeaway is open. Khimora became Town Crowed and issued confident directions to the nearest chip shop. Townied adj. The state of being drunk and locally authoritative about a closed off-licence. Rizelle was Townied and explained the neighbourhood's drinking options with civic solemnity. Townsend avalanched adj. The condition of a drinker who begins quietly, then overwhelms the conversation by successive small declarations. Krysta became Townsend avalanched and buried the table beneath minor observations. Townsend daisied adj. The drunkenness of one who has become botanically serene, briefly, beside the kebab queue. Azul grew Townsend daisied and contemplated the pavement weeds with grave tenderness. Townsend discharged adj. Reduced by drink to an avalanche of energy, followed by the quiet release of the last bus. Avri became Townsend discharged and filled the room with animated explanations before departing. Townsend's solitaired adj. Softened by drink into a solitary thrush, perched quietly on the end of the sofa. Hommy was Townsend's solitaired, alone on the sofa and watching the empty fireplace. Townsend's storm petrelled adj. Sharpened by drink into a small seabird, circling the room before settling near the crisps. Gilbert was Townsend's storm petrelled, making swift circuits of the buffet. Townsvilleaned adj. Too drunk to remember which companions were introduced, and to ask each one again with complete confidence. Demerius was Townsvilleaned by supper, asking the same three guests where they had met. Townsvillianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat every room as a different destination, requiring an escort between them. Nikka became Townsvillianed and needed Shatesha to guide her from the lounge to the lavatory. Toybobed adj. Having drunk enough to become compact, agreeable, and unexpectedly difficult to move from the warmest chair. Nyquan was Toybobed in the armchair while Amylie negotiated with him about leaving. Toygered adj. Having drunk more than the company could tolerate of prowling round the conversation and staring dramatically. Dennetta was Toygered by eleven, circling the guests and fixing each with a solemn gaze. Toyotaed (/tɔɪˈəʊtəd/) adj. You have drunk enough to require reliable transport, though nobody trusts you to identify it. Panzie was Toyotaed outside the party, confidently attempting to unlock the neighbours' car. Toyotaismed adj. Of a drinker: organised into small, efficient tasks, all of which inconvenience somebody else. Myldred became Toyotaismed and assigned Jeshua responsibility for finding the missing glasses. Toyotismed adj. Of a drinker who has made efficiency the stated aim and everyone else's evening the raw material. Avery-grace was Toyotismed, streamlining the party while Kenzie-lee hid the stationery. Tpopped adj. Softened by drink into humming Thai pop while waiting for a coat and a taxi. Jeylene was Tpopped, humming Thai pop gently beside the unattended coats.