tournetted
tousered

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tournetted adj. The state of being drunk and turning every decision by hand until its original direction is lost. Fanessa became tournetted and rotated the menu repeatedly before choosing the first item. tourneyed (/ˈtʊə(ɹ)nid/) adj. The drunkenness of one who turns ordering another round into a formal contest of courage.
tourneyered adj. Softened by drink into a participant in contests whose rules, prizes and opponents remain uncertain. Jerimih became tourneyered and challenged the tablecloth to a fair trial of strength. tourniquetted (/ˈtʊə.nɪ.keɪd/) adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose tightly compressed plans release all at once. Leum went tourniquetted and abandoned three carefully announced destinations before reaching the door. tournsolled adj. Emboldened by drink to insist that the violet-blue dye on your sleeve is a deliberate botanical experiment. tournured adj. Sufficiently drunk to adopt a grand manner while looking for the correct sofa cushion. tourographied adj. Having drunk enough to catalogue the evening's movements, including every journey between sofa and fridge. Gabrieljohn got tourographied and gave dates for each expedition to the kitchen. touronauted adj. You have drunk enough to achieve domestic weightlessness, drifting from sofa to glass of water. touronned adj. Having drunk more than enough to treat the kitchen as an unfamiliar attraction requiring a guided tour. tourscaped adj. You are drunk and regarding the kitchen, sofa and bathroom as notable evening scenery. tourtiered adj. Of a drinker who has become a substantial, pork-filled presence beside the kitchen table. tous-les-mois starched adj. Drunk since last orders, and stiffened from tropical roots into a substance that thickens whatever it is poured into. tous-les-moised adj. Describing a drinker who has settled into a flattened, starchy condition beside the water glass. tousched adj. Drunk since last orders, and leaving black, deliberate marks wherever the evening can be made to resist. toused adj. A drinker so far gone that retrieving water becomes a noisy household disturbance.
tousered adj. The state of being drunk and making an old-fashioned commotion over an otherwise quiet kitchen.