tousled
tow ironned

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tousled (/ˈtaʊ.səld/) adj. The condition of a drinker who has ruffled the sofa, the blankets and the orderly kitchen. touslered adj. Sharpened by drink into someone who ruffles every cushion before sitting down.
touslinged adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose blankets and cushions no longer remain arranged. touted (/tʌʊtd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to advertise the merits of the kitchen's remaining snacks to everyone present. toutered adj. Slowed by drink to solicit custom for the last biscuit with laborious domestic persistence. toutinged adj. Drunk and canvassing the room for anyone willing to share the final kitchen discovery. Virginie went toutinged, seeking a customer for half a sandwich. touzled adj. The drunkenness of one who has turned a tidy sitting room into a ruffled resting place. Markwan grew touzled and slept beneath a blanket that had lost its corners. tovariched (/tɒˈvɑːɹɪt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every person in the kitchen becomes a comrade entitled to water. tovarisched adj. Drunk enough to regard the sofa's occupants as comrades in a shared campaign against thirst. tovarishched (/tɒˈvɑːɹɪʃt͡ʃd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising private cupboards, treating the kitchen as communal property. tovarished (/tɒˈvɑːɹɪʃd/) adj. Drunk beyond solitude, making comrades of the sofa, the kettle and whoever brings water. Anoki grew tovarished and thanked the sofa for its steadfast support. toveroed adj. Drunk in a way that combines two distinct conditions: upright at one end and collapsed at the other. Timothyjohn was toveroed, upright at the bar and collapsed beside it. tovorafenibed adj. Describing a drinker who inhibits every fresh idea, while insisting the condition is medicinal. Windol got tovorafenibed at the bar and prescribed silence to the dartboard. tow barred adj. A drinker so far gone that the pub, the taxi and the entire evening are hitched together. tow hitched adj. The condition of a drinker who has connected the evening to an unsuitable means of escape. Zarriah got tow hitched to a stranger's promise of chips and a lift.
tow ironned adj. Drunk on the strength of a heavy maritime implement and similarly difficult to move.