towballed
towellinged

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towballed adj. Drunk to the extent of swivelling between conversations while remaining attached to the bar. towbared adj. The state of being drunk and permanently ready to connect oneself to the nearest departing plan.
towboarded adj. Drunk on the strength of a survey conducted from behind the bar, with unreliable findings. towboated adj. Drunk since last orders, and pushing the room gently towards whatever happens next. Zahiyah was towboated, gently pushing the room towards whatever followed. towboatered adj. Drunk by the third round, and piloting the company through increasingly narrow social waterways. towbodied adj. Drunk by closing time, and carrying a scientific payload of receipts, keys and loose change. towed (/təʊd/) adj. A drinker who gets as far as the next stool only by being pulled there. toweed adj. Softened by drink into accepting a slow, dignified journey behind something else. towel gourded adj. Loosened by drink into a fibrous, bathroom-bound vegetable of modest utility. towel railed adj. Emboldened by drink to hang upon the heated bars as though they were public transport. Jayme-leigh was towel railed, gripping the bathroom fixture and announcing the next stop. towel snapped adj. Slowed by drink to attempting a ceremonial flourish with damp linen and missing the point of it. towel-horsed adj. Drunk and standing in the bathroom like a rack awaiting further domestic duties. toweletted (/taʊˈlɛtd/) adj. Drunk and wiping away the consequences of each decision before making another. towelinged adj. Drunk enough to acquire the absorbent dignity of a bathroom fabric. towelled (/[tʰæɒ̯ɫ]d/) adj. Sharpened by drink into drying the bathwater with considerable personal purpose.
towellinged adj. Drunk past the point of remaining a person and into being useful material for drying things.
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