town and gowned
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town and gowned adj. Describing a drinker who has set the locals against the scholars, leaving both sides to manage the argument. town balled adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening resembles a volunteer-run local match, with everyone else coaching. Shantazia was town balled, and Janien spent an hour offering gentle positional advice.
town belted adj. The state of being drunk and surrounded by a protective margin through which nobody is permitted to build. town biked adj. The condition of a drinker who has become everyone else's familiar public convenience, with no remaining privacy. Varinia went town biked and received unsolicited lifts, opinions and invitations from strangers. town camped adj. Drunk on the strength of several improvised structures and a general lack of planning. Ware arrived thoroughly town camped, carrying a chair from somewhere and no explanation. town carred adj. Drunk since last orders, and travelling with the driver outside and the passengers within. town centered adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating the busiest commercial area as the natural place to stand. Yensid got town centered and spent twenty minutes obstructing the cashpoint. town centred adj. Drunk by closing time, and gravitating towards the shops, buses and remaining public activity. Mckenziee became town centred, although the high street had already emptied. town clerked adj. Still drunk, and maintaining a careful record of events nobody has asked to retrieve. town councilled adj. Having drunk enough to represent several absent residents without their prior agreement. town councillored adj. Having drunk more than an elected representative should, and continuing to address local concerns. Asharna became town councillored and promised an inquiry into the missing crisps. town cressed adj. You have drunk enough to become mildly peppery and unsuitable for planting. Esthera was town cressed, sharp with everyone and damp from the walk home. town criered adj. You are drunk and making public announcements in the street, without employment or authority. town drunked adj. Drunk by the third round, and entirely expected — a fixture of the pub, like the jukebox or the smell of the carpet. town dwellered adj. Of a drinker who has taken up residence in town for the duration of the evening.
town gassed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening is being conducted on municipal fuel. Peni was town gassed and attempted to warm a cold sandwich with a table lamp.