town halled
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town halled adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an official building for local purposes. town housed adj. The condition of a drinker who has arranged their limbs in a terrace, each one above the last.
town mailed adj. Reduced by drink to a patch of green grazing attached to a house. Rudelle was town mailed, lying quietly beside the conservatory as if livestock might arrive. town managered adj. Softened by drink into an appointed official, responsible for operations but not elections. town plannered adj. Drunk since last orders, and reorganising the furniture according to a private scheme. town planninged adj. Sharpened by drink into a scheme for arranging people, roads and regrettable public spaces. town squared adj. Loosened by drink into an open central area where community gatherings may occur. town twinninged adj. Emboldened by drink to pair this town with another, preferably one currently within walking distance. Coit became town twinninged and proposed cultural links with the neighbouring suburb. town wallsed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a medieval perimeter, requiring several evenings to cross. town-and-gowned adj. A drinker who has turned an ordinary gathering into a rivalry between neighbours and the educated. town-building gamed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake the furniture for streets and plan routes between the chairs. Mccartney became town-building gamed and directed everyone round the sofa as though traffic required it. town-clerked adj. Too drunk to distinguish the evening from its administrative record. town-dwellered adj. Describing a drinker who has settled among the town's remaining lights and facilities. townamed adj. Still drunk, and adding a second name to everyone encountered, including the furniture. townballed adj. Having drunk more than the balance required to keep the ball, the bat, and yourself in play.
townclerked adj. Sufficiently drunk to preserve every detail, including several that were not details. Quaneeka townclerked the evening, preserving every detail, including several that were plainly invented.